Posted by Miranda February 05, 2008

So extreme tiredness and boredom has left me searching the internet for something to fill the gaps in my life ;) what i found was urban Dictionary.com All the insults you never knew you needed, right in one place. With one of my favourite past times being verbal sparing with my friends they better watch out!!



Here are some of my hot picks (not all insults granted):




  A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE  
 

A contemptible and low-life individual;

a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!

Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.

  A HEARTY "FUCK YOU"  
 

A nasty remark given when people are all up in your business.

I give a hearty "fuck you" to those people who were so much in my grill when they needed not be.


PUNANZA
 

A punani bonanza, a festive and wild event or occurrence that involves a large number of punanii.

The party was one hell of a punanza.

 

CLIT DICK

a man with a dick no more than 3 inches long

He pulled down his pants and she exclaimed, "I've seen clits bigger than that"! You have a clit dick...!!!


If your really bored hit up http://www.insults.net/html/odd/random.html

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