Posted by Steve February 18, 2014

Have you ever been walking through the forest and felt the presense of another watching you or following you, but when you turned around no one was there?! And then you end up running through the forest aimlessly, screaming at the top of your lungs, and shitting your pants! Well have no fear, it's just ZACK, the GOD of Trees. Being the GOD of Trees isn't easy, ya know. You're responsable for a lot. For one, you gotta watch over all the billions of trees out there and, two, you gotta make people feel weird, awkward, and creeped out wandering through the forest. I know it sounds like a tough and tiring job, but someone has to do it, right? So if you want someone to help protect your plants at home or scare some unwanted visitors outta your house, call upon ZACK, the GOD of trees.

 

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