Posted by Trustpigs July 22, 2014

WARNING! This is an immediate health and safety announcement for all San Diego Comic-Con attendees! The rare Toxic Suited Bird has been spotted around 3DRetro's Booth #5049. Despite its dangerous sounding name, this avian is not actually toxic and in no way poses a public threat. In fact, it is quite a beautiful creature and convention attendees are urged to visit the booth and witness these glorious beasts, whose name is actually derived by its distinct glow during the evening hours. For completely safety, Suited Bird specialist Nathan Ota has been called in and will be present on Saturday, July 26th from 1-2PM to ensure all these magnificent birds find a good home. With the count being only 100 birds, those interested should act fast or perhaps leave San Diego without one of these $60 apiece pets.


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