Found a great site that lists random chats people have had on chat pages on t'internet.



Take look there's some classics: http://qdb.us/

My favourites so far:



Coff: We should bring rain ponchoes back. Problem Solved.

Cyg: New Problem: I don't want to look like a homeless wizard.





And this:



jeeves: so we got these new sliding filing shelfs put in today

jeeves: and a bud was grabbing some files, so he hit the latch to slide the shelf over

jeeves: pushing it against some other shelfs

jeeves: so i ran and stood inbetween the closing shelfs

jeeves: and shouted "Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level!- No, all of them!"

jeeves: naturally, my bud was startled and stopped

jeeves: so I started laughing my ass off and walked out of the filing room

jeeves: nobody got the joke :(

poster1: dude you're a geek

jeeves: i know