Found a great site that lists random chats people have had on chat pages on t'internet.
Take look there's some classics: http://qdb.us/
My favourites so far:
Coff: We should bring rain ponchoes back. Problem Solved.
Cyg: New Problem: I don't want to look like a homeless wizard.
jeeves: so we got these new sliding filing shelfs put in today
jeeves: and a bud was grabbing some files, so he hit the latch to slide the shelf over
jeeves: pushing it against some other shelfs
jeeves: so i ran and stood inbetween the closing shelfs
jeeves: and shouted "Shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level!- No, all of them!"
jeeves: naturally, my bud was startled and stopped
jeeves: so I started laughing my ass off and walked out of the filing room
jeeves: nobody got the joke :(
poster1: dude you're a geek
jeeves: i know
Tuesday, September 13, 2016 - 2:34pmPooping dogs must be at top of mind in the collective unconscious. Just a few weeks after Whatshisname introduced his POPek sculpture, Squatting Dog are releasing their second sofubi, Bat Ear.
Thursday, August 25, 2016 - 3:24pmOMFG. Things just went bad to worse for the Hollywood adaptation of Ghost in the Shell. Several alleged photos have leaked, showing the actors in costume.
Wednesday, July 27, 2016 - 2:08pmThis court transcript from Georgia - which is indeed real - is funny enough on its own.